WIVES!!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

THE END.

MARKETING CONCEPTS!

A professor at Havard University was explaining Marketing concepts:

you see a gorgeous girl at a party.you go up to her and say, "I'm very rich marry me!"THATS DIRECT MARKETING!

You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.one of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,"Hes very rich.Marry him. THATS ADVERTISING

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.you go up to her and get her telephone number.the next day u call and say,"Hi,im very rich.Marry me".THATS TELE MARKETING.

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and striaghten your tie,walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her,pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her a ride and then say,"by the way,im very rich.Will you marry me?"THATS PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You see at a party and see a gorgeous girl.she walks up to you and says,you are very rich"THATS BRAND RECOGNITION

you see a gorgeous girl at a party.you go up to her and say,I'm very rich.Marry me".She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.THATS CUSTOMER FEED-BACK!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party u walk up to her and say,I'm very rich.Marry me! and She introduces you to her husband.THATS DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and before you say,Im very rich.Marry me"she turns her face towards you----------------she is your wife!THATS COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARKET SHARE

lean back and laugh

1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.
4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said,"Thyroid problem?"
5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
6. Sign In Chinese Pet Store:"Buy one dog, get one flea..."
7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
15. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.
16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
18. No one ever says "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.
19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always
complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
22. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

• Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
• Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
• Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
• Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit.
• Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.
• Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
• Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now un-patrolled.
• After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

How To Act The Way You Should

• Action is a product of a will.
• Your will comes from what is your purpose.
• Your purpose is what you are created for.
• A product can best be put to use by the creator/manufacturer.
• The producer may not go everywhere his product goes.
• But to represent him on how to maximize the product is his manual.
• To perfect the use of a product you have to understand the manual, you need a guide on the meaning of terms.
• The guide must be well explained to put right through.
• You ask questions where you don't understand.
• A need arise from accurate self-discovery.
• You discover yourself by searching.
• You can only search when in a familiar place.
• You can be familiar with a place you live, worked, schooled, etc.
• For a thing to learnt it has to exist.
• For a thing to exist it must have lived before.
• Your will must align with your faith for you to act right.
• You act right by following suit with your purpose.
• Your purpose is best-known to your producer.
• Your producer can not come to or appear to you physically, so He has inspired the writing of a manual, the Bible.

Acheivers today

1. They are big dreamers and big doers. Big doers are big dreamers.
2. They have consuming, obsessive, pulsating and burning desires. Consuming, obsessive, pulsating and burning desires is the beginning of all achievement.
3. They envision their dream. What you see is what you get. They see it on the inside long before the world sees it on the outside.
4. They have strong believe systems. They believe in themselves. They believe in their dreams, they believe in their capabilities, they believe they can do it, they believe they can make it. They have conquer their limiting beliefs.
5. They stand on the shoulders of giants. They learn from and model after successful people. They copy from the very best but add their uniqueness, ingenuity and creativity to it.
6. They manage time with laser focus and discipline.
7. They take action. They get things started. They act now….and keep acting.
8. They have leant to manage and master their fears and doubts by confronting and facing it.
9. They are persistent…they get up and keep moving on even in tough times. They stick to their goals, vision, dreams…..etc whatever. They stay focused on their object of their desire. They never see failure as the end of the road, it's simply another step in the progress towards their goals.
10. They do the things that others will not do. They have formed the habit of doing things that failures don't like to do. They have develop positive/productive daily habits. It is in the little things they everyday.
11. They understand and employ the power of the "master mind", that is, synergizing and associating with like minded people.
12. They know that everything in life is governed by principles. They know and respect these principles and they live their lives by them.
13. They seek out mentors and coaches.

Ladies!!!!

1. Men want women who believe in them (men) and motivate them.
2. Men are attracted to and at home with women who show humility and who are matured at heart, speech, attitude and conduct.
3. Men want women that are kind, hospitable and service oriented. They know kind, hospitable women will get along with their family and relatives and will be able to look after and care for their immediate and extended family.
4. Men love women who can take care of the home and run the household (even when they (men) are not there.
5. Men love women who are meek, tolerant, submissive and godly.
6. Men are cautious of women who constantly seem irritable and over-demanding.
7. Men prefer women who give them the opportunity to lead and who do not compete with them incessantly.
8. Men want women who are comfortable with themselves (that is, composed, confident and have good self esteem), but who can adapt to changes.
9. Men don't like women who are extravagant, materialistic, are too demanding or don't know how to manage things.
10. Men dislike women who are dirty and disorganized.
11. Men love women who are creative, neat, hardworking and organized.
12. Men love women who have good fashion sense, women who dress simple, smart, neat, modest, and to fit.
13. Men love women who cook well and have excellent skills in the preparation of delicacies and have good home management skills.
14. Men love women who are jovial and pleasant to be with/talk to.
15. Men hate women who gossip and broadcast family issues to the whole world.
16. Men are put off by women who disrespect others and appear arrogant.
17. Men love women who are godly and god-fearing.
18. Everyman wants a woman who is sensitive, considerate, understanding and supportive.
19. Men love women who have a teachable heart, and a listening ear.
20. Everyman wants a woman who is loving, lovable, affectionate, and compassionate.
21. Everyman want a woman who is trustable, honest, loyal, candid, sincere, straightforward an open-minded.
22. A man wants a woman who will accept and love him for who he.

men.....

1. Communicate with her; never close her out.
2. Regard her as important.
3. Do everything you can to understand her feelings.
4. Be interested in her friends.
5. Ask her opinion frequently.
6. Value what she says.
7. Let her feel your approval and affection.
8. Protect her on a daily basis.
9. Be gentle and tender with her.
10. Develop a sense of humour.
11. Avoid sudden major changes without discussion and without giving her time to adjust.
12. Learn to response openly and verbally when she wants to communicate.
13. Comfort her when she is down emotionally. For instance, put your arms around her and silently hold her for a few seconds without lecture or put-downs.
14. Be interested in what she feels is important in life.
15. Correct her gently and tenderly.
16. Allow her to teach you without putting up your defenses.
17. Make special time available to her and your children.
18. Be trustworthy.
19. Compliment her often.
20. Be creative when you express your love, either in words or actions.
21. Have specific family goals for each other.
22. Let her buy things she considers necessary.
23. Be forgiving when she offends you.
24. Show her you need her.
25. Accept her the way she is; discover her uniqueness as special.
26. Admit your mistakes; do not be afraid to be humble.
27. Lead your family in their spiritual relationship with God.
28. Allow your wife to fail, discuss what went wrong and comfort her.
29. Rub her feet or neck after a hard day.
30. Take time for the two of you to sit and talk calmly.
31. Go on romantic outings.
32. Write her a letter occasionally, telling her how much you love her.
33. Surprise her with a card or flowers.
34. Express how much you appreciate her.
35. Tell her how proud you are of her.
36. Give advice in a loving way when she ask for it.
37. Defend her to others.
38. Prefer her to others.
39. Do not expect her to do activities beyond her emotional or physical capabilities.
40. Pray for her to enjoy God's best in life.
41. Take time to notice what she has done for you and the family.
42. Brag about her to other people behind her back.
43. Share her thoughts and feelings with her.
44. Tell her about your job if she is interested.
45. Take time to see how she spends her day, at work or at home.
46. Understand her physical limitations if you have several children.
47. Discipline the children in love, not anger.
48. Help her finish her goals - hobbies or education etc.
49. Treat her as if God had stamp on her forehead, "handle with care".
50. Get rid of habits that annoy her.
51. Be gentle and thoughtful to her relatives.
52. Do not compare her relatives with yours in a negative way.
53. Thank her for things she has done without expecting anything in return.
54. Do not expect a band to play whenever you help with the housecleaning.
55. Make sure she understands everything you are planning to do.
56. Do little things for her - an expected kiss, coffee in bed etc.
57. Discover her fears in life.
58. See what you can do to eliminate her fears.
59. Discover her sexual needs.
60. Ask her if she wants to discuss how you can meet her sexual needs.
61. Find out what makes her insecure.
62. Plan your future together.
63. Do not quarrel over words, but try to find hidden meanings.
64. Practice common courtesies like holding the door for her, pouring her coffee etc.
65. Ask her if you offend her sexually in anyway.
66. Ask if she is jealous of anyone.
67. See if she is uncomfortable about the way money is spent.
68. Take her on dates now and then.
69. Hold her on dates now and then.
70. Put your arm around her in front of friends.
71. Tell her you love her - often.
72. Remember anniversaries, birthdays, and other special occasions.
73. Learn to enjoy shopping.
74. Teach her whatever you enjoy doing.
75. Give her a special gift from time to time.
76. Share the responsibilities around the house.
77. Do not belittle her feminine characteristics.
78. Let her express herself freely, without fear of being called stupid or illogical.
79. Carefully choose your words, especially when angry.
80. Give her special time to be alone or with her friends.
81. Buy her what she considers an intimate gift.
82. Read a book she recommends.
83. Give her an engraved plaque assuring her of your lasting love.
84. Write her a poem about how special she is.
85. Do not criticize her in front of others.
86. Do not let her see you become excited about the physical features of another woman if that bothers her.
87. Be sensitive to other people.
88. Let your family know you want to spend special time with them.
89. Fix dinner for her from time to time.
90. Be sympathetic when she is sick.
91. Call her when you are going to be late.
92. Do not disagree with her in front of the children.
93. Take her out to dinner and for weekend getaways.
94. Do little things she needs from time to time.
95. Be willing to admit when you are wrong.
96. Do not coerce her into an argument.
97. Do not compare her to other women.
98. Do not make sarcastic comments about her.
99. Be honest.

Culled from Gary Smalley's "If He knew".

Life facts

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

3. Crying is blackmail.

4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

9. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

12. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

13. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

14. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

20. You have enough clothes.

21. You have too many shoes.

22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

23. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

In Life a diffrence......

Today I will make a difference. I will begin by controlling my thoughts. A person is the product of his thoughts. I want to be happy and hopeful. Therefore, I will have thoughts that are happy and hopeful. I refuse to be victimized by my circumstances. I will not let petty inconveniences such as stoplights, long lines, and traffic jams be my masters. I will avoid negativism and gossip. Optimism will be my companion, and victory will be my hallmark. Today I will make a difference.

I will be grateful for the twenty-four hours that are before me. Time is a precious commodity. I refuse to allow what little time I have to be contaminated by self-pity, anxiety, or boredom. I will face this day with the joy of a child and the courage of a giant. I will drink each minute as though it is my last. When tomorrow comes, today will be gone forever. While it is here, I will use it for loving and giving. Today I will make a difference.

I will not let past failures haunt me. Even though my life is scarred with mistakes, I refuse to rummage through my trash heap of failures. I will admit them. I will correct them. I will press on. Victoriously. No failure is fatal. It’s OK to stumble… . I will get up. It’s OK to fail… . I will rise again. Today I will make a difference.

I will spend time with those I love. My spouse, my children, my family. A man can own the world but be poor for the lack of love. A man can own nothing and yet be wealthy in relationships. Today I will spend at least five minutes with the significant people in my world. Five quality minutes of talking or hugging or thanking or listening. Five undiluted minutes with my mate, children, and friends.

Today I will make a difference.

Read on.....

this is unbelievable, but it's true!

In the public hospital of Itaguaí (RJ) last weekend
was born a girl with hands joined together, like one
who's praying

The doctors told the parents that they would operate
the hands of that girl, and that they would give her
antistatic. The operation was easy because it seemed
like the hands were simple glued together one membrane
(skin) layer apart.

When they opened up the hand of that child, you can't
imagine what was written...

JESUS IS COMING BACK... The doctors started weeping and
all that were in the hospital.

The suburb of Itaguaí is undergoing a movement now,
People that have withdrawn from church are going back
and others are receiving Jesus Christ as the only
savior.
God send that child simply to convey that message.
After a few hours she died: JESUS IS COMING BACK

I have received now and I'm passing on!!! do same to spread the good news

The Lord of Lords is coming back.
"Seek you the LORD while HE may be found, call you
upon Him while He is near:" Isaiah 55:6

Do not be weary in doing good

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.

He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.

Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! . She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?"

You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."

He said.... "Then I thank you from my heart."

As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.

Many years later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.

Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.

Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.

Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.

He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.

After a long struggle, the battle was won.

Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, and then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words....

"Paid in full with one glass of milk"

(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.

Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, God, that your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."

There's a saying which goes something like this: Bread cast on the waters comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or someone you love at the least expected time. If you never see the deed again at least you will have made the world a better place - And, after all, isn't that what life is all about?

WHO IS RICH & WHO IS POOR?

One day The father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.


On their return from their trip, the father asked his son How was the trip?

It was great, Dad.

Did you see how poor people live? the father asked. Oh yeah, said the son.

So, tell me, what you learned from the trip? asked the father.


The son answered:

I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end…

…We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond


…We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy our food, but they grow theirs.
We have walls around our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them


The boy's father was speechless

Then his son added,

Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are


Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have


Appreciate every single thing you have!

CONFESSION OF AN IJAW KID!

Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Priye was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Priye's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Priye, of course, thought he did.

Priye's mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Priye, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Priye stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,
Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Priye. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you.
Your friend Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Priye

Priye knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Priye wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please!

Thank you,
Priye

Priye knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Priye was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Priye's mother thought her plan had worked, as Priye looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Priye's mother told him.


Priye walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Priye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Priye bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Priye began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!! !!

The hit man.

Diepriye

lol!!!

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that
she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to
pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After Junior has called, he got back to Mommy to inform her that there was a lady that
picked up Daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching Dad on the
mobile.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon
seeing him in the driveway; she rushed out and gave him a tight slap. Then
she slapped him again for good measure. People from the neighbourhood
rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman
asked Junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Junior said: ''The subscriber you have dialled is not available at
moment. Please try again later''.

Check this out!!!

1. Give God what's right -- not what's left. 

>  2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way

> leads to an endless hope. 

> 3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good
standing.

> 4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

> 5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a

> comma--but never let him be the period. 

>6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a

 period. 

>  7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church

> for a face-lift. 

> 8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just

> report for duty. 

> 9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to

> church.

> 10. We don't change God's message -- His message

> changes us. 

> 11. The church is prayer-conditioned.

> 12. When God ordains, He sustains. 

> 13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent

> burning. 

>  14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built

> the ark. 

> 15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an

> advisory position. 

>16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your

> Bible. 

> 17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord. 

> 18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always

> want to drive. 

>19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching
it.

> 20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it

> keeps coming back. 

>  21. He who angers you controls you. 

> 22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can

> develop. 

>  23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler. 

> 24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll

> clean them.. 

>  25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the

> called. 

> 26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of

> you.

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