lol!!!

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that
she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to
pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After Junior has called, he got back to Mommy to inform her that there was a lady that
picked up Daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching Dad on the
mobile.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon
seeing him in the driveway; she rushed out and gave him a tight slap. Then
she slapped him again for good measure. People from the neighbourhood
rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman
asked Junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Junior said: ''The subscriber you have dialled is not available at
moment. Please try again later''.